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Rules for Florida Dude’s Bullshit Bingo

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square

(I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns -- five across and five down.

That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.)

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

· Restored Our Reputation
· Strategic Fit
· Let Me Be Clear
· Make No Mistake
· Back From The Brink
· Signs Of Recovery
· Out Of The Loop
· Benchmark
· Job Creation
· Fiscal Restraint
· Win-Win
· Affordable Health Care
· Previous Administration
· Greed On Wall Street
· At The End Of The Day
· Empower (or Empowerment)
· Touch Base
· Mindset
· Corporate Greed
· Ballpark
· Game Plan
· Leverage
· Inherited as in "I Inherited This Mess”
· Relief For Working Families   and finally......  · Pahk-Ee-Stahn

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout:                                 "BULLSHIT!"

For Example...
fLORIDA  dUDE'S
BULLSHIT BINGO
 
Restored Our Reputation Strategic Fit Let Me Be Clear Make No Mistake Back From The Brink
Signs Of Recovery Out Of The Loop Benchmark Job Creation Fiscal Restraint
Win-Win Affordable Health Care  Previous Administration Greed On Wall Street At The End Of The Day
Empower (or Empowerment) Touch Base Mindset Corporate Greed Ballpark
Game Plan Leverage Inherited as in "I inherited This Mess” Relief For Working Families Pahk-Ee-Stahn

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

 "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Tallassee, FL

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Destin, FL

 "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., Miami, FL

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Jacksonville, FL

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Gainesville, FL

"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!" A. J. S., Vilano Beach, FL

 
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