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| ~ You Can't Fix Stupid ~ |
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| New Word: Ignoranus (Ig-Nor-Anus): A person who's both stupid...and an asshole. |
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Luxury Car
(Contributed by Jack Shuler)
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Luxury cars are soon
to be a thing of the past. They have always been
beyond my means but I took out a luxury car last
week, just to drive that sucker.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt during the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car? I explained if it were a Democratic car the seats would blow smoke up your ass year 'round. |
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How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man
(Contributed by Rodger Smith)

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The Mustang Ranch In 1990 and $750 Billion Bail-Out Of Today
(Contributed by The Florida Dude)
In 1990 the government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in
Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it.
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O. J. Solution
(Contributed by Roy Bauch)
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Viagra Light Switch Cover
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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The Finger of Truth
(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

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Politician's Car
(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

They Don't Know Whether They Are Coming or Going
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Bumper Sticker Says It All
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Women Love Sensitive Men
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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The Christmas Card
(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

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Wedding Invitation
(Contributed by Kerry Pardue)

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IRS Pencil Sharpener
(Contributed by Bruce Bates)
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Let's Make This Perfectly Clear
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Let's Ride
(Contributed by The Florida Dude)

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How Many?
(Contributed by Roy Bauch)

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When You Know The U.S.A. Has Been In Iraq Too Long
(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

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The Assault
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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The Message
(Contributed by Deborah Hassinger)

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Bumper Sticker
(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

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A Magazine for the Whipped Man
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Best Political Cartoon EVER !
(Contributed by Florida Dude)

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Political Truth
(Contributed by Ed Martin)
Septic Tank Pump Truck
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T Says It All
(Contributed by the world famous Alexander)

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Stupid Photo Winner
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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I Prefer Carter Lumber
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Modern Day Hang Man
(Contributed by The Florida Dude)
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Taliban Singles OnLine
(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

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DC Class Picture
(8 years after Bill Clinton left office)
(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

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DMV Missed This One
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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Friendship Plaque
(Contributed by Debbie Hassinger)

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A Question To Ponder
(Contributed by Jim Clark)
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
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Gov. Jeb Bush Unveils New Plan to Protect Florida from Hurricanes - State gives go-ahead to Trojan Company
(Contributed by Cecilia Johnson)

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Hitting The Nail On The Head
(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

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Winner of Stupid Caption Contest
(Contributed by J.P.)
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Double Meaning
(Contributed by Jim Clark)

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The Real Question
(Contributed by Roy Bauch)

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Hold On
(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

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Men - NOT Ladies First
(Contributed by Steve Nelson)

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Mexifornia Drivers License
(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

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President
Bush Deploys The
Ultimate Border Control Protection
(Contributed by Jim Clark)

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Ever Wonder What Happened to Alfred E. Newman?
(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

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Love / Hate Shirt
(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

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(Contributed by Ellen Jane Butler)

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It Speaks For Itself
(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

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A Very Good Suggestion
(Contributed by The Florida Dude)
Tough week for the administration. Scandals. Leaks. Sagging poll numbers. Economy sliding. They deserve a break.
I suggest Bush
and Cheney take time off....and Go hunting....
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The First Remote Control
(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

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Just One Question
(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

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Democrat or Republican - This is funny
(Contributed by Perry Woods)

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New Florida Word: Tourons
Half Tourist - Half Moron
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Just Looking For A Cheeseburger In Paradise
| My Kinda Singer |
Found It |
New ParrotHeads are Born Daily ! |
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Jimmy Buffett |
Lost Shaker of Salt |
In Margaritaville ! |
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Our Leader - Mr. Jimmy Buffett Born December 25, 1946, in Pascagoula, Miss., but
raised in Mobile, Ala., Buffett describes his songs as
"90 percent autobiographical," a statement attested to
by his narratives of wine, women and song. He is "the
son of the son of a sailor,” and he describes his
grandfather's life in "The
Captain and the Kid." His songs continue to reflect his Key West lifestyle
and to quote "He Went to Paris":
"Some of it's tragic and some of it's magic, but I had a
good life all the way." He remains a major concert
attraction, especially in Florida where he addresses his
fans as “Parrotheads.” The magnificent 72-track, 4-CD
box set, Boats, Beaches, Bars & Ballads, includes the
Parrothead Handbook. Jimmy Buffett proved he isn't "wasting away" anywhere as he topped the U.S. pop albums chart on Wednesday July 21st, 2004,for the first time in his three-decade career. The laid-back singer/songwriter's latest effort, "License to Chill" (RCA), sold 238,600 copies in its first week of release ended July 18, according to Nielsen SoundScan. All The Dude Can Say Is, "FINS UP!" Trivia Q - Where is the ONLY Lounge gig that Jimmy Buffett was fired? A - The Tropical Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine, FL
Hear Jimmy's LIVE Concerts, by clicking on http://www.radiomargaritaville.com/ |
Before you buy a Car. . .Read This (Click Below) !!
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Kill Mosquitoes On Your Patio
(Contributed by Tammie Mason)
To keep those pesky mosquitoes at bay when you are sitting around the pool or on the patio, place a White dinner plate on a table and put a little Lemon Joy dish washing liquid in the middle. For some reason, the Lemon scent attracts and kills the mosquitoes.
Give It A Try - It Works !
Health Tip From Rhea Graves of Mobile, Alabama:
Two weeks prior to visiting the Vilano Beach, take a 100mg, B-1 Vitamin twice per day, then one per day while at the Beach, and you won't be bothered by Mosquitoes.
The Dude Tried It. . .And It WORKS !
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