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My Favorite Things
Sing to the legendary song from the movie 'Sound Of Music'
Botox
and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental
fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillac's and cataracts, hearing aids
and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in
glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with
swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the pipes leak, When the bones
creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for
bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with
onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals
they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Back pain, confused brains and no need
for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is
thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken
frames,
When we remember our favorite things.
When the joints ache, When the hips
break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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