"There are two types of people in this world; people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles"
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Until you've been on a Harley-Davidson, you haven't been on a motorcycle.
|The Dude & DUDETTE|
|Purchased at Harley-Davidson of St. Augustine|
** When you turn your bike on….does it return the favor? **
|OURS DOES !|
|The Dude & The Dudette|
|The Dudette says, "I Love Bald, Bold, Bikers"|
|Our Harley Fleet|
|2007 Road King||2006 Softail||2006 Sportster|
|The Dude's Motorcycle|
Harley-Davidson Road King FLHR - U.S. Army Commemorative
|Solo Rider Comfiguration|
It Is A Classic Harley-Davidson Look
U. S. Army Commemorative Harley-Davidson
If You're Not Riding A Harley - You're Not Riding American
|U.S. Army Windscreen Medallion||The Florida Dude's Tag|
|American By Birth...|
|Biker By Choice !!|
|While my neighbors lost 40-70% of their portfolios...|
|I'm out riding my Harley enjoying my investment !|
|The Dudette Gets Her License|
|Wendy @ St. Johns County DMV hands the Dudette her license with Motorcycle Endorsement|
|At one time - Wendy was bookkeeper at the Harley-Davidson Dealership|
|The Dudette's Motorcycle|
Harley-Davidson Heritage Softail Classic
|So Beautiful - like The Dudette|
The Heritage Softail IS a Classic
|Ladies of Harley RULE !|
|The Dudette On the Road|
|The Dudette's Lady of Harley nickname is|
|The Dude & the Dudette's XL 883L Sportster|
|Our Aluma All-Aluminum Two Motorcycle Trailer|
|Purchased from Lakeland Truck and Trailer Center in Lakeland, Florida|
|In Front of Our House on Beautiful Vilano Beach|
|Guarded by a Pomeranian with an Attitude|
|Not a "Ying-A-Ding-Ding-Ding".....We Ride "The Real Thing" - Harley-Davidson -|
|Made In America - By Americans - For Americans|
Great Times Begin...On A Harley-Davidson Motorcycle
|Riding A Harley is better than good sex !|
The Dude rides because. . .
|I Ride a Motorcycle because I can’t imagine not riding...|
|I Ride a Harley-Davidson because I am more than what I do for a living...|
I Ride a 'Road King' because it is who I am...
I am living the American Legend.
|Wear Leather - Protect Your Hide - When You Ride|
The Dude & The Dudette at Bike Week 2008 in Daytona Beach
|HHarley-Davidson Goes To War|
|Corporal Roy Holtz was the first American to roll into Germany in WWI, one day after|
|the Armistice was signed and he did it on a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle!|
|There are bold bikers and there are old bikers.|
|But there are no old, bold bikers.|
|Harley-Davidson of St. Augustine - Florida's Oldest Dealership|
|America's Friendliest Harley-Davidson Dealership|
|Serving Riders Since 1946|
|Here Are Some Of My Friends|
|And Their Rides:|
|Send me a picture of YOU and your BIKE and I will put it on this page by clicking HERE|
|Joey Arnold in Chatsworth, GA|
|On his 2009 Ultra Classic||Diane Parker in Chatsworth, GA|
|On her 2008 Street Glide|
|Benny Griffis '77 Shovelhead in Duluth, GA|
|Ed Abbot on his Sportster in Hawaii|
|'Cigar Bob' Dinkins & his Sister with his Street Glide|
|Rodger Smith On his Sportster in Knoxville, TN|
|Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her Harley Street Glide|
|Bubba Suttles in Louisville, Kentucky with his XL1200L|
|Other Brands of Motorcycles|
|Dr. Roger Bertholf on his newly restored 1975 BMW R90/6 in Jacksonville, FL||Bo Pitts on his Honda Valkyrie at Vilano Beach, Florida|
Tailgunner & Miss Kitty
|Ryan Smith on his Yamaha V-Star Silvardo Classic with Saveyah, Shepard, & Major in Mt. Dora, FL||
Bart Daugherty &
Lanette Wagner from Stone Mountain, GA
|Glen & Debbie Tilley of St. Augustine, FL||Paul Szarnicki of St. Augustine, FL|
|Other Motorcycle Related Pictures|
|Now this guy is Creative - And probably divorced from his wife by now...He rode his bike to trailer week|
|Biketoberfest in Daytona at Destination Daytona|
|Gloria, Joey, and Diane in Small Parking Lot 2||Bikes in Small Parking Lot 2|
|Bikes in Parking Lot 1||Bikes in Parking Lot 2|
|The Anaconda Limousine|
|Two Harley Engines and Harley Frame - A Turning Challenge|
Go For a Ride?
A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says 'Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?'
'NO!' says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says 'Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.'
'NO!' said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says 'Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.'
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily 'Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley so YOU ride it!'
|The Florida Dude and The Florida Dudette are members of:|
|To hear "Open Road"|
|If you don't ride...You don't know - Click HERE|
|To purchase DVD, CD, or T-Shirts for Open Road, click on Creative Solutions above|
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|# 1 (I was 12 years old)||# 2|
|Sears Allstate Moped||Honda 450|
|# 3||# 4|
|BMW R60/5 496cc||Kawasaki Vulcan|
|# 5||Now I own the BEST|
|Honda Gold Wing|
|Harley-Davidson FLHR Road King|
|The Dude with a Tude (for the Blonde's that is Attitude)|
You Know You’re A Biker If….
1. Your best friends are named after reptiles.
2. You own more black T-shirts then underwear.
3. Sturgis is your dream vacation.
4. Your only three piece suit is a leather jacket, leather vest and chaps.
5. You can identify bugs by taste.
6. You think BLACK & ORANGE would make nice house colors.
7. People know you’re a biker even when you don't want them to.
8. One of your children or pets has either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.
9. Over half the pictures you take have your bike in it.
10. You don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson".
11. If the weather is too bad for riding, you start your bike and sit on it in the garage.
12. You have a refrigerator in the garage just for beer.
13. Every time you hear a vehicle with headers you look for a Harley.
14. You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name.
15. Your Christmas List has no words, just Harley-Davidson part numbers.
16. Every magazine you subscribe to have the word "Biker" on it somewhere.
17. At least one room of your house is decorated in a motorcycle motif.
18. You think 'Helmet Hair' is a fashion statement.
19. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People".
20. You think that the Harley-Davidson plant should be one of the 7-wonders of the world.
You can think of at least ten things to add to this list.
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