You Know You’re A Biker If….

1.  Your best friends are named after reptiles.

2.  You own more black T-shirts then underwear.

3. Sturgis is your dream vacation.

4. Your only three piece suit is a leather jacket, leather vest and chaps.

5. You can identify bugs by taste.

 6.  You think BLACK & ORANGE would make nice house colors.

7.  People know you’re a biker even when you don't want them to.

 8.  One of your children or pets has either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.

9.  Over half the pictures you take have your bike in it.

10.  You don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson".

11.  If the weather is too bad for riding, you start your bike and sit on it in the garage.

12.  You have a refrigerator in the garage just for beer.

13.  Every time you hear a vehicle with headers you look for a Harley.

14.  You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name.

15.  Your Christmas List has no words, just Harley-Davidson part numbers.

16.  Every magazine you subscribe to have the word "Biker" on it somewhere.

 17.  At least one room of your house is decorated in a motorcycle motif.

18.  You think 'Helmet Hair' is a fashion statement.

19.  Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People".

20.  You think that the Harley-Davidson plant should be one of the 7-wonders of the world.

 You can think of at least ten things to add to this list.