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* The Dude *

Let me introduce myself. . .I am

A. J. (As in "Always Joking")

I live on a Barrier Island, on Beautiful Vilano Beach. (it's SO small, the McDonalds only has ONE Arch - Wait Dude, we don't even have a McDonalds!)
 
  Vilano Beach Is A Quaint Little Drinking Village, With A Fishing Problem
 

I have worked in Broadcasting for over 45 years.  Many years were spent on Radio as a Rock-N-Roll DJ and on TV. I have also been Chief Engineer at several Radio & TV stations. I am now UpLink Engineer-In-Charge for a major Satellite UpLink Company that delivers Sporting Events by Satellite to ESPN, ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, USA, Golf Channel, Speed Channel, and other Networks WorldWide.
 

Vilano Beach is SO small we can't afford a Town Drunk - we have to take turns.

Vilano Beach is SO small - for years I thought the name of the town was Resume Speed.

Vilano Beach is SO small - the only vending machine in town sells fish bait.

Vilano Beach is SO small - when you try to run laps, you run into yourself.

Vilano Beach is SO small - the Main Drag is a Transvestite.

 

I Owe, I Owe, So It's Off To Work I Go. . .

The Dude In 1971 - I was a Rock-N-Roll DJ
from the 60's until 1990 using the "Air Name" of
Marty Shayne - The Shayne Thing

The Florida Dude Now
I haven't changed a bit !
Wait - someone stole my hair !

My Philosophy

A Bad Day On Vilano Beach

Is Better Than A Good Day

Any Where Else !!

I Drink Margaritas ONLY On Days Ending In "Y"
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor...

CATCH A BUZZ

A Day Without A Buzz

Is A Day That Never Wuzz

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Where The Dude Calls Home
A Barrier Island In Northeast Florida

The St. Augustine Sea Monster washed ashore in 1896

I Don't Exercise...
Because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass

Click On "Huey" For The Dude's Army Page

 Click on Rusty & Buffy for the Pomeranian Pups Page Click on Peanut's Picture for the Beach Beagle's Page Click on Harley Road King for The Dude & Dudette's Bike

Click On Drummer for The Dude's Drum Page

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Bad Sex...Is Better Than A Good Day At The Office

Take every birthday with a grain of salt.

This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita

See 'The Dudes' take on Growing Old By Clicking HERE

Have A

In Florida

See Ya On The Beach !!

The Florida Dude
 
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