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			* The Dude *

			Let me introduce myself. . .I am
			A. J. (As in "Always Joking")

			I live on a Barrier Island, on Beautiful Vilano Beach. (it's SO small, the McDonalds only has ONE Arch - Wait Dude, we don't even have a McDonalds!)

Vilano Beach Is A Quaint Little Drinking Village, With A Fishing Problem

I have worked in Broadcasting for over 45 years. Many years were spent on Radio as a Rock-N-Roll DJ and on TV. I have also been Chief Engineer at several Radio & TV stations. I am now UpLink Engineer-In-Charge for a major Satellite UpLink Company that delivers Sporting Events by Satellite to ESPN, ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, USA, Golf Channel, Speed Channel, and other Networks WorldWide.

I ride to work on a Harley-Davidson Road King

Vilano Beach is SO small we can't afford a Town Drunk - we have to take turns.

Vilano Beach is SO small - for years I thought the name of the town was Resume Speed.

Vilano Beach is SO small - the only vending machine in town sells fish bait.

Vilano Beach is SO small - when you try to run laps, you run into yourself.

Vilano Beach is SO small - the Main Drag is a Transvestite.

I Owe, I Owe, So It's Off To Work I Go. . .

The Dude In 1971 - I was a Rock-N-Roll DJ

from the 60's until 1990 using the "Air Name" of

Marty Shayne - The Shayne Thing

From the time I was born, I wanted to be a Radio & TV announcer. I was soon diagnosed with Hugh Downs Syndrome.

The Florida Dude Now

	I haven't changed a bit !
	Wait - someone stole my hair !

My Philosophy

A Bad Day On Vilano Beach

Is Better Than A Good Day

Any Where Else !!

I Drink Margaritas ONLY On Days Ending In "Y"

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor...

CATCH A BUZZ

A Day Without A Buzz

Is A Day That Never Wuzz

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Where The Dude Calls Home

The Republic of Vilano

A Barrier Island In Northeast Florida

FLORIDA DUDE’S PLANNED RETIREMENT ACTIVITIES

The Florida Dude has often been asked, "What do you plan to do when you retire?"

Well, I have a chemistry background and one of the things I enjoy most is turning Miller High Life, Jack Daniels and Tequila into urine.

...And I'm pretty darn good at it!!!

Thank heaven I paid attention in school!

The St. Augustine Sea Monster washed ashore in 1896

I Don't Exercise...

Because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass


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