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When Obama Takes
Viagra, He Gets Three Inches Taller! |
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Put The
Politicians On Minimum Wage & Watch How Fast Things Change |
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SO WHY DID THE MERMAID WEAR SEA SHELLS ON HER BREASTS??? |
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BECAUSE --'D'
SHELLS WERE TOO BIG:)) |
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If it wasn't for
Edison, we would be watching TV by candle light ! |
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I do not understand all the
commotion about the Second Amendment.
Just because we have the right to bare arms doesn't mean we
absolutely HAVE to wear a short-sleeved shirt.
I'm pretty sure that we can wear a long sleeved shirt anytime we
want to.
I may be wrong but I don't think so..... |
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Look at a Roy
Roger's Commercial by clicking
HERE |
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Without
Nipples...Boobs would be pointless |
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The kindness one does for an animal my
not change the world.... |
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But, IT WILL change the world for that one animal. |
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Florida has a Law that you don't have to wear
a helmet when riding a motorcycle... |
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Why? Because we don't care about our stupid people
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Old people don't fight - they just
shoot you ! |
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A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing people
on bicycles. My dog doesn't even own a bike!
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A married man should forget
his mistakes. |
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There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing! |
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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all
corners of the World.
Then he made the earth ROUND. |
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There are
only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering". |
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What is the smallest caliber you would trust
to protect yourself? |
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Glock 27 - .40cal |
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I remember one time while hiking in the
Smoky Mountains with my girlfriend, out of nowhere came this huge
bear charging us, and was she mad! We must have been
near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had not had my
little Glock, I would not be here today. |
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Just one shot to my girlfriend's knee cap was
all it took...the bear got her and I was able to escape by
just walking at a brisk pace. |
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It's one the best pistols in my
collection...Florida Dude |
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The Florida State Bird
